Vinegar People.

a morphic residence production

Balcony Sauce

The Original Balcony Sauce, our take on a classic hot sauce. Fruity habaneros grown on our apartment balcony, combined with home grown carrots and onions, garlic, and lime juice, make for a delightful combination. 

We put this on everything!

Ingredients: Distilled white vinegar, red bell pepper, orange carrots, homegrown habanero peppers, yellow onion, garlic, smoked paprika, dried chili powder, salt, lime juice, xanthan gum.


Featuring homegrown Peruvian ají limón peppers, this sauce is named after our favorite marsh bird, the pied-billed grebe. This bird is part submarine, and is commonly called ‘helldiver’ or ‘water witch’. 

We’ve punched up the citrus notes and yellow color in this pepper with fresh oranges and lemons, home grown onions, and yellow carrots. Put this on your favorite tacos, you won’t regret it!

Ingredients: distilled white vinegar, yellow bell pepper, yellow onion, yellow carrots, home grown ají limón peppers, orange juice, lemon juice, lemon zest, salt, turmeric, onion powder, garlic powder, xanthan gum.


Splintercat, a legendary cat of the Pacific Northwest that uses its incredible speed and stiff forehead to smash into large trees, knocking the branches off and withering the trunks. Take note the next time you see a dead snag in the woods!

The sauce pairs well with your favorite people, places, and things. It doubles as Splintercat repellent and is considered a scout outdoor essential.

Ingredients: Distilled white vinegar, red wine vinegar, purple carrots, red bell pepper, Washington blueberries, homegrown Buena Mulata peppers, onion, pear, garlic, homegrown habanero peppers, prickly pear cactus fruit concentrate, cumin, salt, cinnamon, xanthan gum.